Clinton proposes
“insource” incentive hoping
folks forget NAFTA

President Clinton
is the bionic fifty
million dollar mouth

United worries
777s
might need be deep-sixed

first ATA and
now Aloha quit flying
these unfriendly skies

according to a
survey the entire world can’t
wait for Bush to leave

in the good old days
Cage would have welcomed press that
he’d behaved badly

Charlton Heston
leaves this planet of apes his
arms clutched in his hands